SOCCER’S LEGACY OF LAUGHS

For most visitors, the best South African souvenirs they take home will be great memories of a safe trip and the hospitality of South Africans. I’ve spent the world cup in Cape Town and seen tourists wandering around with expensive recording equipment strapped to their tummies, looking as vulnerable as the limping zebra at the back of the herd. Recipe for disaster, ne?

Not really. Many an amused local has had a giant camera thrust into his hands by a sunburned fellow, posing in front of famous landmark, asking in basic English, “You take?” Despite what seems like a tempting invitation, once the snaps are taken, the camera has been returned.

I’ve also watched tour groups leaving loaded down with quality South African goods that’ll give pleasure long after they get back. Last time I was overseas my experience was different.  One appliance I brought home came with a “lifetime guarantee” and it broke within minutes of being plugged in. When I phoned the forty-nine-digit number to get some customer support, I was told the guarantee had lasted exactly the lifetime of the appliance.

And yet, I think there are still few opportunities we’ve missed. I’ve heard some vuvuzelas were made in China. What about exporting them back and promoting them as a new kind of eco-friendly, substitute rhino horn? Then maybe our wildlife will be smiling too.

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